Mercury in Retrograde

It is not you. It is the planet on roller skates.

$26

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Style | Classic Tee

Color | Natural

Size

Unisex, retail fit. True to size.

Printed to order
Made in the US for you, ships in 2-5 business days.
Free over $60
Flat $5.99 below that, anywhere in the US.
Misprint? Replaced
If it arrives wrong or damaged, we send a new one free.

About the design

Every missed text and cursed email finally has a culprit: a small cratered planet in a sweatband, roller skating backwards across the sky and hoping nobody noticed. The neighbors noticed, and one of them is holding up a 2.5. A groovy 70s rink tee for anyone who needs an excuse that is technically astronomical.

5 inks

The garments

Classic Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton blends), 4.2 oz. Unisex, retail fit. True to size.
Women's Tee: Bella+Canvas 6400 Women's Relaxed Tee. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Relaxed women's cut. Size down for a closer fit.
Crewneck: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz. Unisex, classic fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt. 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz, double-lined hood. Unisex, classic fit. Size up for an oversized look.